I don’t know or care about nikes, all I do know is my boyfriend succeeded in making me gain 40 pounds in the last year and now he’s helping me tone it all up now that I’m human sized so that I’ll be the sexiest girlfriend in Hawaii next month and I got these babies for ONLY $27 !!!! They’re so cute and comfy and light!

I don’t know or care about nikes, all I do know is my boyfriend succeeded in making me gain 40 pounds in the last year and now he’s helping me tone it all up now that I’m human sized so that I’ll be the sexiest girlfriend in Hawaii next month and I got these babies for ONLY $27 !!!! They’re so cute and comfy and light!



devidsketchbook:

CITYSCAPES 

City paintings of Jeremy Mann (facebook)




bogleech:

gameraboy:

"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.

(via odetomarina)


A blowjob isn’t given with your mouth, it’s given with your heart
My boyfriend trying to get head (via princess)

(via odetomarina)


ladyinlavenders:

Infection (2013)

(via cuddlingandcumshots)


A dying friend once told me, ‘I wish I hadn’t spent so many Mondays wishing it were Friday. I also wish I had made better use of those Fridays, for better stories on Monday.’
A Wolf’s Thoughts (via bl-ossomed)

(via disgusted)